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How British Are You?

How British are you, really?

Twelve awkward everyday situations. Pick what you'd honestly do. No judging. (We're judging.)

About the quiz

How British Are You? asks twelve quick questions about the little moments of everyday life: queues, small talk, the last biscuit, and what you really mean by "we should get a coffee sometime". Each answer is scored on how British it is, and you get a percentage and a title at the end.

There's a bank of questions, so each go picks a different twelve. It's all in good fun, and everyone's welcome to have a go, wherever they're from.

Questions

Is it free?

Yes. It's free to play in your browser on a phone, tablet or computer, with nothing to download and no sign-up.

What's the most British answer?

Usually the one that avoids any fuss, involves an apology, or both.

Can I get 100%?

You can. You'd have to apologise to quite a lot of things along the way.

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